The Making

Firstly, Ed, Cam and Dave had made a 5 track punk EP with Alan Rose (former Phatfish guitarist) in 2000/2001. This finally gave me what I needed, a movie plot with some raw craziness attached to it, and the obvious bonus of a pre made sound track.

I wrote the story outline on the back of council tax memos when I was working as a Housing and Council tax benefit telephone advisor. As you can kinda tell from the dialog we had no actual pre-rehearsed lines, this was partly a time issue, and partly we wanted it to be raw and add to the ridiculous storyline.

I agreed with the legendary Tom Eaton to borrow his mini dv camcorder whenever we were due to shoot. I also borrowed a camera stand from my Church (CCK). Filming started at the Paul Oakley concert at Stoneleigh Bible week in Coventry in 2001. The very first shot is of Ape walking into the battle of the bands gig and the camera panning onto the crowd, this appears towards the end of the movie. I also had to blag my way into the gig as I didn’t have tickets!

We all soon learnt that although Cameron has on screen humour he has off screen irritations. During the scene featuring the legendary Steve Horne playing the role of the gig organiser, and whilst the camera battery light was flashing red, Cameron still couldn’t or wouldn’t get his lines right! If you haven’t seen it check the outtakes.

Also, during this first part of filming, we gained access to the Revive concert stage to act out some of the vital gig shots. After the band where supposed to leave the stage, in a rush to save the ape, Cameron remains on stage for a bit of glory. This was not in the original story but was a piece of quick thinking after Cameron hadn’t turned up for shooting that day.

Filming however mainly ran as planned. I hired a monkey suit for a weekend and we managed to get all the ape scenes done. Filming the gun scenes got us into some trouble. An elderly lady called the police, who responded by sending out armed units to “Eliminate us” as they later told me. I recall having a poo, obviously in the toilet, at our church office in Clarendon Villas and receiving a phone call on my mobile phone from a policeman wanting to know my location. Later on I found out that my brother had given the police my number.

This however did not deter us. That day we carried on filming and finished the scenes with the Mad Professor, played by the legendary Mike Cooper. Mike was by far the best actor in the movie. He had actually done drama. Not only did he add to the movie his craziness, but he also turned up with a flare! And I’m not talking about personality! I had reservations about using it, as I didn’t want to get the fire brigade out on the same day as getting the police out. I had visions of billowing smoke pouring from our Church basement and out of the windows of the sports hall. But however, all was well, and we added another quality element to the film thanks to Mike and his flare.

As the filming part ended later on in 2001, Cam and I started the editing process. We had filmed on mini dv so we knew we could get it onto computer and edit it, but we didn’t know how. Some extra memory, another hard drive, Premier 6, a firewire PC card and another borrowed dv camera we started capturing and editing the movie. I don’t actually remember how long the whole process took. Maybe a couple of months, maybe more.

We finally launched the movie with a showing, which was surprisingly better attended than we had thought. Even the skateboard kids turned up. Christmas 2001 we had an audience who laughed, applauded and yawned at the fight sequences. We had done it. We had made APE THE MOVIE.

- Matt Sweetman

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